Whoever dubbed Ross Noble the ‘Wizard of Waffle’ wasn’t lying… It took me an entire 17 hours to digest and sit down to write this review. Anyone that has seen the show will understand exactly what I’m talking about and I’m sure they won’t envy me having to try and put what we saw into words.

It was a complete masterclass on how to go off on a tangent, but instead of one tangent, try twelve of them, all at the same time, and then cleverly circling back and having them all tie in together nicely. I need to know, how does one make total nonsense somehow make sense? It’s an art form that needs to be studied…

If you’ve never seen Ross Noble live before, expect the unexpected. The beauty of his highly improvised comedic style is that you just have no idea what he’s going to say next. And quite frankly, I don’t think he knows either. From Kanye West and Russell Brand to Spanish theme parks and Mount Lofty, no topic was off limits. The majority of the show will leave you in stitches and other parts will have you actively questioning your morals.

Mind-boggling, spontaneous and stupidly clever. Prepare for your mind to be left feeling like scrambled eggs.

Oh and just a heads up, if you have a weak bladder you may wanna work on some pelvic floor exercises beforehand. Not just because you’ll laugh so hard, but he might call you out in front of everybody for heading to the restroom. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!