It’s the worst thing you can say. It’s the best way to describe the person you just can’t stand. It’s what you want to say when disaster strikes. And now, CVNT comes to life, through Sophie Powers, who is draped in ruffles, silks and folds. (And yes, she’s changed a letter; now it’s up to you to fill that hole).

As you enter Arthur Arthouse, cast in hues of red and pink, a sensual moaning tickles its way out from behind the curtains. Suggestive hands caress the opening, and out slinks Powers, producing questionable arms from unknown places. It’s the most dramatic female anatomy class you’ll ever attend, and your teacher is the puss, the meat purse, the minge, the vagina herself. This is where you entered the world, wish to enter and be entered. Fears may set you back on your journey to absolute pleasure. To overcome this, you must dig deep into your cu-ourage organ (which everyone has) and feel its power. What is it you can’t face? What is it, you cvntface? Clearly, this is not a family show: at times it is grotesque, bodily and confronting. But if you love good, fresh cu-medy, perhaps you should cum along.